Stupid Questions Tag

Laksa Tag me worr....
Normally I ignore tags....because I just dont do memes.......
but...i'll do this one as it does not reveal anything about me anyway....and also i promised laksa i'd be doing it. hehe

OK.....not tagging anyone...killing it here!!
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RULES: Ten Stupid Question Meme

1. Place a copy of the rules with the not not a meme

2. Answer the ten stupid questions of whoever tagged you

3. Write ten stupid questions for others to answer

4. Tag three people

1. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Err Yes? him helding himself hostage.

2. Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all?”

the concrete jungle i suppose

3. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Easy peasy....Save the endangered plant from being eaten by the endangered animal and feed something else to the endangered animal.

4. If the “blackbox” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?

Its probably made of gold or something......Or...the plane just cant take-off if its made out of that thing

5. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

YALO!!!!! Never thought of that.....stupid toaster inventor

6. Why do the alphabet song and “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune?

Because the lyrics could fit in the tune perfectly

7. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Now THIS is my kinda question. Wat bra wat panties?? Its lingerie

8. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Yes It does.....glues suck...

9. Can you cry under water?

I dont know....I never tried.....but i suppose i can

10. Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Sure boh??? I buy square hams for my square bread....and the cheese is also square.